I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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