I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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