I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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