In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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