I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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