don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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