this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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