moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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