I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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