I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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