Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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