Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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