this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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