Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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