She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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