I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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