like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
