So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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