when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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