quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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