And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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