I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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