Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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