so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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