Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
