Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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