Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Randomize
