He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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