He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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