I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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