I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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