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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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