so explain again why im purple
no
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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