would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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