Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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