yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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