Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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