i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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