he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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