oh god the rape fog is back!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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