Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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