Non-Jews are for practice
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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