last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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