That's intense
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
