And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he puts the penis in happiness.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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