Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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