My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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