Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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