I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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