Screwed.edu
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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