nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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