I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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