oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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