We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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