it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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