How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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