doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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