The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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