It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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